Archive for February, 2008

Putting The Economy In Motion - Buck-O-Quest: Part 2 »

Welcome to the second installment of Buck-O-Quest,* the surprisingly continuous series dedicated to the stumbling U.S. economy and what you as a potentially impacted citizen can do to recover yourself out from underneath its ominously descending bulk.
We will begin today’s missive with a conveniently timed letter from one of our concerned readers.
Dear author,
The economy is […]

Taking Economic Responsibility For A Spin »

I want to apologize to all of my readers. To those currently engrossed in this article, to those yet to discover this blog, and even to those whose best attempts at reading so far have been limited to glassy stares in the direction of diaper packaging.
I have let you all down.
Approximately one year ago I […]

Weekend Bonus - Pack of Lies »

Happy Weekend everyone.
Sometimes my thoughts descend upon me with such speed and persistance that I have no time to write them out.
That is when I dig through my son’s room for a camera, tripod, and technical assistance, set the lights just right and try to keep a straight face while I pour out my soul, […]

From The Budding Flanks Of The Mississippi »

Recently, there has been some talk in the news about the catastrophic obesity of Mississippi.
Some have called it tragic, some have called it outrageous, most have called it a matter to discuss further over lunch.
But around here these harsh criticisms, interrupting years of blissful metabolic ignorance, have left residents riddled with questions. Namely:
“How did this […]

Persistence of Derision »

I had thought that this whole flap with Lobo would have blown over by now.
Being romantically linked to a pirate, I thought he would have walked the plank, or had his timbers shivered, or in some other way been thrown off my scent by now.*
But no. Having tasted blood, specifically my blood, the wily web […]

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